1969
Due to the paucity of information which this Twentieth Century Shakespeare has received, the title for this part fiction part truth column will be "Where is?
Where is Jim Bailer? In Silver Springs, Md., mining gold. Where is Wild Bill Berenson? In Montevideo, Uruguay, teaching first grade. Where is Jeff Bloomberg? I'll tell you where. In Boston, selling apartments and, word has it, posing for centerfolds. Where is Bill Buckley, you may ask with a slip of the tongue? In NYC. Where else? Where is Chee Chow? In Canton - New York, that is.
Gif Foley? Winnetka, Ill, Rich Frazier may be found in Seattle, washing tonic. Al Gordon? In Quincy, Mass., broadcasting earthquakes. PaulJerde is out in Boulder playing marbles. Bill Love? In NYC playing tennis. Dan Cooperman is in Chicago with Peggy. Max Davis has moved in with Rick Willets in the same city.
Rick Detwiler may be found in Camillus, N.Y. That one went out from Squirrel Simpter. ChetHalka jumps in Hewitt, N.J. Rich Kelly will be working for a mediocre Boston law firm next year. Mike Vasey invites everyone out to San Rafael, Calif. If you are in Tokyo, he invites you in. Don Bigda drives sulkies in Yonkers, N.Y. John Brigand builds snow slides onto the sides of houses in Morrisville, Pa. John Duke fittingly located in Madison Heights, Mich. Norm Ellman wrestles in his sleep in Milwaukee. CharlesHodgson is in labor in DC. Bill Jasphersohn writes out of Moscow - Vt. Dick Jenson is caught in a snow drift in Chicago. Lee Mitau chases a little girl named Lois in DC. Tom Parks lives in South Hamilton, Mass., insures in Danvers, and asks for your money for the Alumni Fund. GeorgePinkham speaks French in Menlo Park, Calif. Peter Ditmars Robinson also claims to be in DC. Did you ever hear about his semester in France? And Rog Waterman can be found in front of the general store in Albuquerque.
More infamous tales in the next exciting issue of . . . The Alumni Magazine.
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